I want everyone who is watching to lay down their weapons.

You’re alive.

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Make it Wit Chu - Queens of the Stone Age

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guy:

when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo

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emildeville:

my day

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bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

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gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:


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toxicremedy:

Defeater (by Dan Rawe Photography)

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userfriendlygrenades:

holy shit

userfriendlygrenades:

holy shit

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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ksubied:

[18+ only]

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2-spook:

Just in case

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urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

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